内容摘要：Valentine's Day is kind of nice, but it's mostly a cloying, capitalist nightmare. It makes sense, th

Valentine's Day is kind of nice, but it's mostly a cloying, capitalist nightmare.

It makes sense, then, that the anti-Valentine's Day community is a large and vocal one. V-Day skeptics aren't bitter; they just hate Russell Stover samplers from CVS!

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If you count yourself among the lukewarm this Feb. 14, you're not alone. There are loads of tweets from people who also detest the holiday on which a nonzero number of people will receive a Doritos bouquet. (To be clear, I am jealous of the Doritos bouquet.)

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